SUPERBOWL XXXIX

The Pascoag Pub is open and it’s gonna rock
We’ve got Texas Hold’em at around 2 O’clock
Cornbread will be eaten and Kazes will flow
Let’s get ready to watch our beloved Pats kick ass at the Big Show!

And to all of my friends at Jorge's and Webbies

To Secret Agent, Judy, Lynn, Ernie and Sherry

To the rest of you folks for a third ring yer dreamin'

I'll hear you from Pascoag when they score and yer screamin'

Hey...We got past Indy and just shut them down
Peyton got cut at "The Razor" and got run out of town
The (short) Bus was stopped and got a flat tire
and I think that Pissburgher loss will make Bettis retire!

Now onto Jacksonville to the big dance
Those Cheese Steak Eat’n Morons just don’t have a chance
They run off their mouths with stupid-ass rants
The Seagulls..er... Eagles will mess in their pants

It's time we game big props to Crennel and to Weiss

We wish them good luck in the rest of their lives

It's been a great run and we enjoyed the ride

I'm sure Coach Yoda will take it in stride!

Now is the time for us to get ring #3!
Can you Pat’s fans say the D-Word: “ D..y....n....a.....s...t....y!”

As soon as their offense counts off and gets set

Our Defensive line will knock feathers off their helmets!

TO is Taken Out when he gets hit in his mouth
and all the Eagles chances have all but flown south
Mr. Harrison leaves the talkin’ on the field
and the Mighty Mighty Pats’ D refuses to yield !

Freddie can’t name our defensive line
But after he’s hit by Rodney it all will be fine
Mitchell's a first round pick who should be ashamed
If TO was hurt he wouldn't have been in a game

Today he’ll get hit so hard he won’t remember his name !

The John Deere will give him a ride off the field
and he'd be better off dead
After the smack down, the victory is sealed
and he’ll have tweeties fly’n all round his head

He’ll get a can of “Rodney’s gonna knock you out”
And that’s when the Pats begin the Rout!
Dillon up the middle, to the left, to the right
In the endzone again, what a wonderful sight!

The Pat's win by 21 and the game's all but over

Andy Reid will be parking cars at Fenway in October.

It's time to put those flappin' Seagulls right back in their coup

Even McNabb's Mom can nurse them back to health with Chunky Soup!

Troy Brown with a pick, and with Bruschi's velocity
We'll crush those NFC Fowl with a bad-ass ferocity

Now onto the Offense that we’ve grown to love
Brady to Branch, and another TD by Vrabel

That's when these Pat's start running the Table

Colonel Bellichick will fry'em and put 'em in a bucket

and the Eagles fans will give up and cry and say "Fuck it"

and this time those Eagles will be equally pissed

It's about time Our Pats are no-longer dissed!

So Party on folks all over Patriot's Nation

Just like the Red Sox we'll cause a sensation