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SUPERBOWL XXXVIII :
CAT SPLAT FEVER (a.k.a.: The FELINE DECLINE!)
So how did our PATS finally get to
H-Town?
Game winning passes from Brady to Brown
Intercepts by the score by Poole and Law
the OT Miami game was the best I ever saw
Defensive stands and special teams too.
Hey we even won despite Walter's limp kicking shoe!
Injury laden, hurt
,...not given a chance
no name players stepped up
...now we got to the dance
Hey Smash-mouth football is finally here!
Our Defense is strong, we've got nothing to fear!
The sweet smell of victory is rich in the air!
Don't forget in our corner we got the Coach Of The Year!
I'd prefer not to hear or see Madden's fat mug...
I'll drink me a Guinness...and say what the fug
I can't wait to throw cornbread on a Black Panther-skinned rug!
So now we're in Houston and it'll be 2 out of three
Patriot nation is now on the same page with Me...
Chuck, Eric, (Carl) Peggy, Cookson and Lee...
Fred, Lisa and Dan and Charlie and Shittee
Judy and Blessing and those I won't mention
Did I finally get enough of you Pats fans' attention?
Bruschi will be hitting his stride by the half
Don't even worry about his injured right calf
Deion Branch with velcro hands and Vrabel is able ..
It's time for our team to run the damn table!
Adam Vinatieri is cool, he's not too uptight
The proof's in the pudding when he splits the uprights
He said game winning kicks aren't just dumb luck
Just for a kicker: "The YANKEES STILL SUCK"
Ty Warren is psyched and Willie is ready!
The cats only gain pain from the Mountain named Teddy!
The rest of the teams will finally see!
When Coach Billicheck leads us to 2 out of three!
All the neutered cats fans will be so awfully sad!
As Meatloaf has said; "two out of three ain't bad"!
All nine lives will be wasted....the cat will be dead
Victory Kazees will be tasted and we'll all be well fed
Time for cigars and cordial toasts to our Pats
To celebrate the euthanization of the NFC's Cats!
Let me finish by saying a couple more things
Coach Yoda will smile when the fat lady sings
The Flying Elvis' TEAM will be the ones with Da RINGS
The best defense in the league will have the BLING-BLING!
So rejoice and be glad that you live in New England !
The snow's gonna melt and but not the victorious feelin'!
AFC........Another (expletive deleted)
Championship!
NFC........Not a (expletive deleted)
Chance!
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